He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
I don't want my vagina anymore.
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
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