He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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