This girl is more easily done than said...
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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