We should be called the Road Head Warriors
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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