It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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