ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
Also, beer. Big fan.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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