She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
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