So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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