I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
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