Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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