Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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