non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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