did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
Who did Billy Mays play for?
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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