Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
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