is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
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