Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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