but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
Randomize
