I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Can you please tell me why there's a bottle of urine on my night stand with a note that says "in case you're thirsty in the morning"? Thanks.
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
Randomize
