I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
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