He asked to "fluff my boner.."
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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