let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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