ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
