I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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