you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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