VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
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