normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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