i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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