i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
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