Me. At least after what I've been through.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
I'm just crazy horny about you
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
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