he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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