I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
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