Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
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