what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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