But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
someone threw a dead crab at me
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
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