On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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