Dual....:-)
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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