I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
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