Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
Is Oprah even human
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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