She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
Randomize
