They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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