He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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