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maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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