Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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