How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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