dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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