just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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