that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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