I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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