who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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