Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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