Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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